Broke Tooth Fairy Funny Sarcastic Novelty Adult Short Sleeve Crewneck Tee

Brisco Brands Funny Broke College Gift Student Saying Joke Womens or Mens Crewneck T Shirt Tee --> sarcasm sarcastic no money crystal magic addiction penniless college student university funny saying poor unemployed clothes apparel loungewear outerwear activewear short sleeve classic ladies Description Size Chart Payment Shipping Returns Look, you read it on my T Shirt. I don't have a lot of money. I'm flat broke. And poor and definitely out of luck. In fact, I'm as broke as a tooth fairy in a house full of meth addicts. So really really broke. Have you ever been in a house of meth addicts? There's no teeth at all to be found. It's basically just a bunch of people doing drugs and eating soft foods like pudding and oatmeal. That's the classic description. So yeah. I'm pretty poor. Poorer than most people. Broke and probably in college, am I right? Check. I'm broke as broke can be. Key Features : Chest Width/Front Length: Small 18"x 28" | Medium 20"x 29" | Large 22"x 30" | X Large 24"x 31" | 2X Large 26"x 32" | 3X Large - 28"x 33" | 4X Large 30"x 34" | 5X Large 32"x 35" Classic cut for looser fit | This is a unisex garment Machine Wash Cold | Tumble Dry Low | Do Not Iron Our printed designs make unique gifts for every holiday and occasion Please refer to images for more details Payments are required at the time of purchase and are processed via the eBay/Paypal system. We do our best to ship all orders within 1 business day of payment clearing. Expedited shipping and 2 day air shipping are available. If an item is refused or returned to us with an incorrect/insufficient address we reserve the right to deduct the return shipping charges from a refund on the order. In case of a problem with our product, please contact us and we will get back to you as soon as possible, usually that day, no more than 1 business day. We will accept all returns within 30 days of your item being delivered as long as the item(s) are in their original condition and have not been used or if they have a manufacturers defect. We will gladly issue an exchange for your item(s) if you ordered the incorrect size, color, or graphic within 30 days of item delivery provided the item(s) are in their original condition and have not been used. Merchandise that has been worn, used, or altered will not be accepted for return or exchange. We reserve the right to withhold shipping costs from refunded purchases. Return shipping fees are to be paid by the buyer, unless the return/exchange is a result of an item/order defect or incorrect listing information. Refunds will only be issued after receipt of the item in its original condition or with a manufacturer defect. We also do NOT issue partial refunds for items if an issue arises. The item must be returned and a refund will be issued upon its arrival. Please note fraudulent claims/buyers will be reported to eBay and the selling community. Please be sure to read the entire listing and scroll completely to the bottom of the page. Some information may be added after the initial listing is posted in the form of a question or memo. This is the ONLY way for us to add information to a listing once it has bids, and in some situations additional information is brought to our attention about an item after it is posted. Brisco Apparel Company 637 Patterson Grove Rd Ramseur, NC 27316 United States of America -->