Funny Getting Fried Tomorrow Tee | Unethical Threads
That's sort of the point. Unethical Threads makes apparel for people who find humor in places others won't look. You already know if you're the target audience. It's a dark humor twist on carpe diem.
Cinco Go Die Yo Funny Cinco De Mayo Tee | Unethical Threads
The Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo White Tee is Unethical Threads' contribution to your May 5th wardrobe. It says what you're thinking while everyone else is pretending to care about margarita specials.
Funny Margarita Blood Type Tee | Unethical Threads
This is a funny margarita drinking shirt from Unethical Threads that announces your blood type as Margar-Ita Positive. The I'm Not Saying I'm An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive Black Tee is for anyone whose liver has a longer rap sheet…
Grabbiest Pussy In The Psych Ward Tee | Unethical Threads
If the title made you laugh, you're the target audience. 100% cotton. Unisex fit S-2XL. DTG print. That's the whole point. Crew neck for when you want to keep things classic while the graphic does the heavy lifting.
Broken Spanish After 3 Margaritas Tee | Unethical Threads
The Warning May Spontaneously Start Speaking Broken Spanish After 3 Margaritas White Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's ever ordered "uno mas" and then tried to narrate their life story in what they believed was fluent Spanish.
Cinco Go Die Yo Funny Cinco De Mayo Tee | Unethical Threads
The Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo Black Tee is Unethical Threads saying what you're already thinking every May 5th. DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. This isn't a safe gift. It's an "I know you, and this is exactly your speed" gift.
Grabbiest Pussy In The Psych Ward Tee | Unethical Threads
This one's for anyone who treats a 72-hour hold like a personality trait. Heavyweight cotton, graphic that doesn't fade, humor that probably should. Your friend who overshares at brunch. The person in the group chat who always takes it one step too far…
Live Today, Get Fried Tomorrow Funny Tee | Unethical Threads
Heavyweight cotton, dark joke, zero subtlety. This is the shirt for people who find their own mortality genuinely hilarious. If you've ever told a joke that cleared a room and felt proud about it, this is the shirt.
Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices Tee | Unethical Threads
The Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices Black Tee is Unethical Threads' official uniform for anyone who treats May 5th less like a cultural celebration and more like a personal challenge. Heavyweight cotton.
I Identify As Tequila Pour Me Tee | Unethical Threads
Black graphic tee, white text, zero subtlety. You know exactly what this is. It gets a laugh from strangers and a knowing nod from bartenders. Pair it with shorts you probably shouldn't still own and you've got a whole mood.