Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices Tee | Unethical Threads
The Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices Black Tee is Unethical Threads' official uniform for anyone who treats May 5th less like a cultural celebration and more like a personal challenge. Heavyweight cotton.
I Identify As Tequila Pour Me Tee | Unethical Threads
Black graphic tee, white text, zero subtlety. You know exactly what this is. It gets a laugh from strangers and a knowing nod from bartenders. Pair it with shorts you probably shouldn't still own and you've got a whole mood.
Tequila Is Cheaper Than Therapy Tee | Unethical Threads
Heavyweight cotton, solid DTG print, and a life philosophy you can wear to the bar. People who think a shot of Patron counts as self-care. Is this shirt actually about drinking tequila instead of going to therapy?.
Funny Cinco De Drinko Mom Tee | Unethical Threads
Your mom plus tequila season. It's the kind of thing you wear when you've already made peace with who you are. It's about Cinco de Drinko, which is what happens when you celebrate Cinco de Mayo but replace the culture with tequila and poor decisions.
Getting Fried Tomorrow Funny Tee (Back Print) | Unethical Threads
Dark humor, heavyweight cotton, design on the back where your enemies can read it as you leave. Skip the gift card. Heavyweight cotton. Not see-through, not flimsy, and it doesn't feel like you're wearing a tissue.
Funny Cinco De Mayo Shirt | Unethical Threads
Honest, self-aware, and probably holding a Corona. Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?. Can I wear this on Cinco de Mayo?. Until now. Crew neck with DTG printing for color that outlasts your Cinco hangover.
Cinco De Drinko Funny Cinco De Mayo Tee | Unethical Threads
We put it on cotton. If you have to wonder whether the recipient can handle it, they can't. Get them a candle instead. If you've ever been the only person at the Cinco party who gets the irony, this is your uniform.
Funny Cinco De Mayo Hangover Tee | Unethical Threads
Heavyweight cotton, real ink, real regret energy. Your friend who shows up to brunch on May 6th in sunglasses, no appetite, swearing they'll never do that again. This tee is just the honest version of that cycle.
Funny Tequila Immigration Shirt | Unethical Threads
Your friend who orders tequila flights "for the table" then drinks all four. The coworker who brings a bottle of Casamigos to the office potluck. Is this a good gift for a tequila lover?. Will the print fade after washing?.
Grabbiest Pussy Psych Ward Tee (Back Print) | Unethical Threads
Honestly, yes. Just maybe don't wrap it in front of their parents. That's sort of the whole point of Unethical Threads. 100% cotton. Unisex fit S-2XL. DTG print. The front is blank so you can lure people in before they read what's behind you.