JOS A BANK 44S Traveler Blue Plaid Tailored Fit 2-Button Sport Coat

Grocery store. Late afternoon. You stopped on the way home still wearing this Jos A Bank Traveler blazer. Blue plaid. Tailored fit. You're in produce picking out avocados. Store manager walks by. Sees the blazer. Stops. Asks if everything's okay with the store layout. You're not complaining about anything. You're just buying groceries. But apparently Travel/Tech fabric with dual vents made him think you're corporate doing an unannounced inspection. He starts explaining the new organic section. The hiring challenges. You nod. You didn't ask for a briefing. The blazer made him nervous. You finish shopping. Check out. Cashier calls you "sir" three times in one transaction. The blazer turned grocery shopping into executive oversight. You leave with your bags. Manager's still watching from the office window. JOS A BANK men's sport coat. Model: Traveler. Size 44S. Blue plaid pattern. Tailored fit. Travel/Tech fabric. Two-button front. Dual vents. Notch lapels. Measurements (excellent condition): Chest (pit to pit): 23" Sleeve (shoulder to cuff): 24.5" Length (back collar to hem): 30" Shoulders (seam to seam): 19.5" I grabbed this while Sawyer Wimplestock was holding it up asking if "plaid patterns were too bold for conservative business or appropriately confident." He needed pattern aggression validation. I needed Travel/Tech fabric with dual vents. Sawyer kept analyzing plaid credibility by formality metrics. I bought the blazer. Walked out. Went straight to Dorsia. Ordered grilled invasive carp bones in a glaze of reduced firefly essence with activated charcoal and one herb grown in soil watered exclusively with the sweat of unpaid interns. Service appeared. I blinked once. That was sufficient. Shipped right — folded carefully, not jammed in a box by someone whose lunch break started five minutes ago. Comes from a smoke-free lair.